cardio-doc Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Post your caption contest. The person who posts the most unique caption wins a prize - one Cadillac SRX 18" wheel center cap which is pretty-neat looking and can be hung on your wall or made into a wall-clock. Bruce picks the winner one week from tonight (Friday March 11). Ok - have at it! cheers, ~Doc --- Direct Performance on Ebay CaddyInfo.com Cadillac Conversations Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marika Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Recycle -- It's the law!! If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJSUS Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 So anyway..Right after I hit the flux capacitor..... Russ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 The gas crisis and lower emissions standards signaled the end of one era and the beginning of another! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adallak Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 - Head gasket? - Nope, window motor The saddest thing in life is wasted talent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jh50 Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Out with the old..... In with the new Welcome to the new era of Art and Science! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonW Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Honey, I know I pissed you off last night, but Im really sorry. Could you please tell me where my car is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 "Household Metal Recycling Accepted Here" Brad ---------------------------- 1999 Deville Concours [sOLD] Blk/Blk w/gold package Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardio-doc Posted March 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Oh man - I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying! You guys are great. My entry: "Now look what somebody went and did - throwing away a perfectly good Eldorado". ~Doc --- Direct Performance on Ebay CaddyInfo.com Cadillac Conversations Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadillac_caddy_sts Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Dude weres my car? Defending Northstar perf a qtr mile at a time!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommysls Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 God darn, the Crusher Man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbold1 Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 "Hmmm... maybe I should have purchased the parking assist option?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maydog Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 For sale, gently used cadillac eldorado, arizona car, all highway miles, no rust. Used to run good. Some TLC required. Can ship to 48 states, ups several small containers. or TLC Rides, Waste Management Edition or Garbage-Haulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob D Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 "Previously owned" Cadillac ElDorado. Straight body, needs minor mechanical work. Entertaining offers! '93 STS.. opened, dropped, wide...fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDK Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 The new and improved: GM Dealership-Marketing plan. Add power to leave problems behind. Most braking is just - poor planning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pats37 Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Sweetheart, are you okay? I told you not to do that while I'm driving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 "Cadillac's Old Image" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Hatfield Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Holy cow, Toto, I didn't know we were in Arkansas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 One owner, fully loaded, all Cadillac options, low highway miles, clear title, needs paint, have maintenance records, must see! Will consider trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regis Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Could out run the ricers but couldn't out run the Law. Caught street racing. "Burns" rubber " I've never considered myself to be all that conservative, but it seems the more liberal some people get the more conservative I become. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jschunke Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 In an effort to reduce costs amidst a sales slump General Motors has merged its new car delivery and trash disposal departments. Lutz assures its loyal customers that "their autos will continue to be delivered in show room condition". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAUL T Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 GEORGE, I TOLD YOU TO TAKE A LEFT AT THE LAST INTERSECTION! BUT NOOOO, YOU SAID "I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audioguy99 Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 From America's Dumbest Criminals: "Hurry, get down! They won't think to look in here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike5514 Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 "WOT" the "WTF"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydone Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 FOR HELP GO TO CADDYINFO.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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