Cupillac Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 "Bo and Luke Duke just weren't cut out for life in the city" YEEEEEHHHHAAWWWW "Cadillac, it's not a car, it's an obsession" -W.Kingdon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmpafford Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Hello Blondestar? http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=blondestar.mp3 Could this be, hmmm let me think.... PAT? I said it first a few posts before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Hello Blondestar? http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=blondestar.mp3 Could this be, hmmm let me think.... PAT? I said it first a few posts before. I know, YOU BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
97LDough Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 I heard 97's were garbage, but seriously folks...... I might as well do that with mine...haha don't give me any ideas ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adallak Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 I heard 97's were garbage, but seriously folks...... The saddest thing in life is wasted talent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pats37 Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Owner: Is my white Eldo ready? Dealer: Well, not quite. See, our Tech was road testing it and his cigarette fell into his lap. And, er, there was this dumpster thingy loading onto a truck, and our tech determined the anti-lock brakes were not working properly, and, er, anyway we are having the car brought back here. But, not to worry, our tech is ok and we'll cover your rental car charges while we try to assess the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Owner: Is my white Eldo ready? Dealer: Well, not quite. See, our Tech was road testing it and his cigarette fell into his lap. And, er, there was this dumpster thingy loading onto a truck, and our tech determined the anti-lock brakes were not working properly, and, er, anyway we are having the car brought back here. But, not to worry, our tech is ok and we'll cover your rental car charges while we try to assess the problem. OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkinLincoln Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 After having my Eldorado stolen I got some leads and decided to stop by the local dump. Boy did they do a number on my car before trying to dispose of the evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Hank Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 A secret among all metal dumpsters, "Once you go 'ETC', ....you never go back!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icemanbwab Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 When good cars go BAAADDDDD!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike5514 Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Sorry, the idiot light came on we tried everything but we were to late. That will be 4995.00 plus tax and disposal fee. HAVE A NICE DAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 This car was left on the Cross Bronx Expressway, while the owner went for gas! There was a note in its place from Bob Lutz that said, Sorry we needed the Northstar for PAT, she was in a rush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blunted Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 " Dad.. I SWEAR it ran out in front of me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDK Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 If you think you have it tough finding a spot, check out this guy's parking space... Add power to leave problems behind. Most braking is just - poor planning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blunted Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Stay tuned for previews of next weeks "While you were out" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardio-doc Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 The "Before" picture of a late-night car wax infomercial. --- Direct Performance on Ebay CaddyInfo.com Cadillac Conversations Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardio-doc Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 And the "After" picture --- Direct Performance on Ebay CaddyInfo.com Cadillac Conversations Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Nunnally Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 [Excluded from judging, but here is my addition:] The early 1990s Eldorado's build quality and lengthy option list actually made it a bit of a kit car. Cadillac delivered some examples, like VIN 1G6DM577940309059, above, in a custom container with "some assembly required". Bruce 2023 Cadillac CT4-V Blackwing Follow me on: Twitter Instagram Youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Nunnally Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 My Wife suggested the following caption, which is also excluded from judging: "Pimp my Dumpster" Bruce 2023 Cadillac CT4-V Blackwing Follow me on: Twitter Instagram Youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickster Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Film at 11:00 2001 STS Mettalic Otter Grey, Black Leather, 213,000 kilometers - miles - ? Still running strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenJ Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 My Wife suggested the following caption, which is also excluded from judging: "Pimp my Dumpster" Bruce, Sorry, but I fail to undertand why "She who must be obeyed" should be excluded from the judging. Regards, Warren There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved. - Ludwig von Mises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pats37 Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Buy me an ice cream or I'm tellin' mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OynxSTS Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Timesert This! Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac, I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back ZZTOP, I'm Bad I'm Nationwide Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob D Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 My Wife suggested the following caption, which is also excluded from judging: "Pimp my Dumpster" Geeez Bruce, I thought my wife has a warped sense of humor... Which of course, she blames on me... '93 STS.. opened, dropped, wide...fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regis Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 "Some assembly Required" and "Pimp my Dumpster" Both were clever and I for one wouldn't feel bad if you or your wife won the rim. They both had me thinking, "now why didn't i think of that?". "Burns" rubber " I've never considered myself to be all that conservative, but it seems the more liberal some people get the more conservative I become. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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