JasonA Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 I kid you not, this one actually came to me in a dream last night, and I had to get up early on this beautiful Sunday morning to share. Here's my play on words, for those of us old enough to remember GM's body division by another name: "For the final step of the Eldorado's restoration, they had to Fisher Body out of the dumpster and into the paint booth." Jason(2001 STS, White Diamond) "When you turn your car on...does it return the favor?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardio-doc Posted March 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 This is great - I didn't expect such response. Thank-you all and keep going. No worries on mulltiple 'entries'. ~Doc --- Direct Performance on Ebay CaddyInfo.com Cadillac Conversations Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regis Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Entry: 8 pts Style: 10 pts ---------------- Overall: 9 pts "Burns" rubber " I've never considered myself to be all that conservative, but it seems the more liberal some people get the more conservative I become. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iowaboy77 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Family vacation to an indian reservation: $100 Blessing by a medicine man: $25 Having your Eldorado posessed by the spirit of a black bear: Priceless -OR- Hey I'm pretty sure there's a quart of oil in here somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopdeville Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Honey, what did you say the name of that transport company was that we hired to bring the car home from Florida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adallak Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 A Northstar-powered dumpster. The saddest thing in life is wasted talent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fubar0715 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Sure wish I had gotten that extra insurance from the rental agency now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Cadillac is first in Innovation Again! Spurred on by the De Loren from the movie "Back to the Future" that was powered by aluminum cans, and under pressure from environmentalists, Cadillac has developed, the Ratstar System. The Ratstar System runs on anything it can find for fuel. The Ratstar System operates completely unattended while the owner sleeps and is fully re-fueled when the owner awakes in the morning. Pictured is a Ratstar System equipped Cadillac in re-fuel mode. Environmentalists are thrilled as the only by-product of the Ratstar System is water, while they project that landfills will provide enough fuel for 500 years. In a related story, big oil companies go to court to stop development of the Ratstar, citing at least two instances of the Ratstar going into a feeding frenzy and devouring small Japanese cars as the owners run for their lives. General Motors vice chairman Bob Lutz acknowledged that there seems to be a bug in the Ratstar System that dates back to the early 1970's when development of the Ratstar System began. We think that this bug is somehow related to the influx of Japanese vehicles entering the American car market, he admitted. Consumer safety advocate, Ralph Nader has demanded that Congress investigate these allegations immediately. Associated Press reporter William Shatner contributed to this report. Further developments as they occur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 New York State Attorney General, Elliott Spitzer has been investigating claims and putting together a class action suit claiming that Cadillac has instituted extreme planned-obsolescence measures to increase profits. Photo shows a flagship $68,000 Cadillac the day after the bumper-to-bumper 5 year, 50,000 mile warranty expired. Cadillac has no comment. Insiders tell us however that if you scream loud enough and threaten to go to the Attorney General, Cadillac will quietly remedy any power train issues in order to retain their loyal customer base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 I'm losing my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob D Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Shoot...You guys are good... It sure cant be said that clever people dont drive Cadillacs.. '93 STS.. opened, dropped, wide...fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notch8 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Idler arm $75.00 New ball joints $200.00 Rear main seal $500.00 Having the LAST word PRICELESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notch8 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 "SEE.......I told you the ramp needed to be HIGHER!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckgann Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 "Well, at least I didn't make the airbags deploy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gygmy Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 I planted a hubcap in there and look what sprouted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmpafford Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 I think we found out where Pat bought her car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stsjoe Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 "Hello, Onstar?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadiKing Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Bin there.....Done that. Rickster.... Definitely a contender... Nice Job! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmpafford Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 "Cadillac built a POS, now I want a new one!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmpafford Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 "Hello, Onstar?" No. "Hell, Blondstar?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed blaq Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 "End of the Road To Eldorado" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadiKing Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 "Cadillac built a POS, now I want a new one!" Hey "Pat" go Bi**h somewhere else already..will ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 "Hello, Onstar?" HAHAHAHA, ROFLMAO!!!!! THAT HAS TO BE THE WINNER!!! But you left yourself OPEN for my post! See below! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Hello Blondestar? http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=blondestar.mp3 Could this be, hmmm let me think.... PAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stsjoe Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Yeah Scotty I was thinking about Blondestar too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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