kobalt Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 "Scrap Metals and Cadillacs ONLY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jh50 Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Do you think gmpartsdirect can help me with this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Uh, dad. I let Lumpy and Eddie borrow the car and .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 And all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put dumpty back together again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
67coupedeville Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 For Sale: 1998 Cadillac Eldorado, 4.6L Northstar, fully loaded, some body work necessary for a flawless creampuff, comes with a box load of parts. Must be picked up before local garbage day. Open to offers. Spence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 As promised my boy…with a little TLC she’ll be as good as new. Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vantasticdude Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 We are having a little trouble with the test market . There doesn't seem to be a big market share for the luxury disposal unit . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STYES Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 But Uncle Jesse, I TOLD Boss Hogg that his new Caddy couldn't keep up with the General Lee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chriskoc1 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 One day John let his son use the car. And the moral of the picture, remember to use condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Phoenix Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Naaaah, I don't want it either, the ashtrays are full! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pats37 Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 "Aw crap! Look at this! There's beer everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbgilley Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 "Honest honey, I don't know where the bra and panties came from. Now, where did you park my El Dorado?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davedog Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 NOT A CONTEST ENTRY: So who won? Wasn't this going to end last night? I want my XLR center cap! Have a good weekend! -dave Crystal Red Tintcoat Exterior | Shale/Brownstone Interior | 32k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pats37 Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 I hear there is a guy out there that has been wearing pantyhose ever since his wife found them in the glove compartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Nunnally Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Ok, lots of excellent entries, and thanks for everyone who posted, commented, and lurked on this fun thread. Most of all, thanks to Cardio Doc for such a fun activity, and for posting and sponsoring the prize. After careful consideration, including some late entries, I am certain it is no longer Friday in any time zone. Lots of funny entries, and unfortunately the judging is completely unscientific and subjective. 2nd Runner up: Icemanbwab: "When good cars go baaaaad" 1st Runner up: STSJoe: "Hello, Onstar?" and the winner, especially if you read Caddyinfo.com a lot is, Scotty: "Are you getting any Codes?" Bruce 2023 Cadillac CT4-V Blackwing Follow me on: Twitter Instagram Youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob D Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Excellent work, Mr Scott. You get a hubcap, and shore leave in Rieza. Enjoy! '93 STS.. opened, dropped, wide...fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 This was a lot of fun, there were some excellent responses, and I am honored to have won given all of the creative and hilarious captions! Thank You Very Much, Mike (Scotty)...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickster Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Good job Scotty. That was the one I figured to get it. 2001 STS Mettalic Otter Grey, Black Leather, 213,000 kilometers - miles - ? Still running strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stsjoe Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Congrats Scotty, enjoy the trophy! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSchlossmann Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 This just came to me in my sleep last night. "Hello Onstar" was my favorite. Here my attempt. "What happens in the trash bin, stays in the trash bin." I didn't re-read all of the posts so I'm hoping this is an original... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenJ Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Congratulations Scotty! I wuz rootin' fer the hometown boy! Peace at home, Warren P.S. BSchlossmann, EXCELLENT entry, but you were a day late and a quart low. P.P.S. Cardio Doc, Thanks for some great entertainment. Now, where do I have to go to purchase one of them there wall clocks? Maybe a new bussiness opportunity for you? There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved. - Ludwig von Mises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 14, 2005 Report Share Posted March 14, 2005 Thanks Warren, when I get it hooked up as a clock, I will hang it in my garage over my bench! Thanks, Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yenko Posted March 14, 2005 Report Share Posted March 14, 2005 How do you make a center cap into a working clock? Take some pictures of it when you hook it up as a clock! I wanna see what it looks like! IMPORT CRUSHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted March 14, 2005 Report Share Posted March 14, 2005 How do you make a center cap into a working clock? Take some pictures of it when you hook it up as a clock! I wanna see what it looks like! Here is how you do it, Mike Note Quartz Clock Movement http://www.fricano.com/cdclockkit/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yenko Posted March 14, 2005 Report Share Posted March 14, 2005 So do you have to cut a hole in the centre? What would you cut the hole with? A drill! Do you use any numbers? IMPORT CRUSHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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