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CTS-V Coupe with its "squeeky" seat or Jessie Lang?


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  1. 1. 2011 CTS-V Coupe or Jessie Lang

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Jessie Lang or the 2011 CTS-V Coupe?, watch video and vote. Lets REALLY see how good the CTS-V Coupe is! And don't ask why I did not give the option of, Duh, All of the Above, the CTS-V and Jessie Lang. That gents would be under the catagory of no brainer! I wanted to make this choice difficult! :lol:

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When you compare a well-built dream car to a new girlfriend and she makes you decide between the car and her, you do need to ask yourself some questions:

  • Will the car ever ask you to give up a girlfriend? Will your car ever borrow your girlfriend and wreck her?
  • How much is the initial cost, the maintenance cost, and the life-cycle cost?
  • Which is going to last longer?
  • Think about parking or storing the car for a long trip for business, vacation, or pleasure, then think about how the girlfriend will react to such an extended hiatus in your local affairs.
  • If you have a change of plans or circumstances, can you sell the girlfriend and get a cheaper one?
  • You may well have the car in five or ten years; it's your choice. How about the girlfriend?
  • Which looks better - now? In two years? In five years? In ten years?

A wife is another thing altogether, and a long-term girlfriend is often a committed partner, so please consider my remarks appropriate to a new acquaintance as a prospective girl/boyfriend but not to a committed partner.

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I like that Jim, you considered all angles AND added a disclaimer, :lol:

Since only 3 of us have voted, I see you made the logical decision and thought with your big head! :lol:

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You know what they say Mike, if you are worried about cost, you can't afford it.... :lol:

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The longevity, serviceability, and esthetics of both are dependent on good maintenance.

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:lol: You can STILL vote Mike! Like I can afford either?

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Ok I will vote Jesse since I have an xlr-v already. Wait a minute I already have a Jesse too, (my girlfriend is reading over my shoulder) Guess I would have to have a test drive with both to decide ~!!!

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Ok I will vote Jesse since I have an xlr-v already. Wait a minute I already have a Jesse too, (my girlfriend is reading over my shoulder) Guess I would have to have a test drive with both to decide ~!!!

Congratulations on your multiple good fortune.

For most women, you don't have to decide. The question as posed implied that you are single and have a new, self-described high-maintenance potential or new girlfriend, for whom the knockout spokeswoman Jesse in the video is presented as a surrogate, and you must choose between them.

Myself, I never had the pleasure of dating a self-described high-maintenance woman due to my social instincts, although I have been approached by one or two - usually in inappropriate circumstances - in my time.

The whole proposition is a hypothetical humor scenario. There is some danger in the stereotype raising a hackle or two - but, I say, beware of the woman insulted by this little joke.

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which will be gone sooner? GF who finds someone else with more money/better looks?

Have you considered that you have your GF because of your good taste in automobiles, XLR-V?. If you lived closer, I'd want to be your best friend with your V... :lol:

I notice you have not voted yet, the vote was easy for me

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By the way, a woman who is ONLY interested in your money or good looks is dangerous, those attributes can be fleeting. She should be interested in your character, ethics, morals and dedication and potential

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I sure hope you all took my post as the humor it was meant!!! I am attached and not about to vote. My girlfriend never reads these (that was an attempt at humor) but thats immaterial, and when we got together I was driving a 91 lebaron convertible that had a bad tranny. I even offered to sell it to a guy at the pool hall for $100. That was the only car she knew about for 6 months. She has been here 4 years longer than the xlr.

She thought I was a bum.:D Anyway I thought the whole idea of this thread was fantastic. Lets see some more votes and reasoning.

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I sure hope you all took my post as the humor it was meant!!! I am attached and not about to vote. My girlfriend never reads these (that was an attempt at humor) but thats immaterial, and when we got together I was driving a 91 lebaron convertible that had a bad tranny. I even offered to sell it to a guy at the pool hall for $100. That was the only car she knew about for 6 months. She has been here 4 years longer than the xlr.

She thought I was a bum.:D Anyway I thought the whole idea of this thread was fantastic. Lets see some more votes and reasoning.

of course I did

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I would want a contract with Jesse to make sure that her performance package keeps on working after the test drive. I picked the car because that kind of contract can get messy and difficult to hold up in court.With the CTS-V you can get just about any JESSE.

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I think I might write Jessie an email to see if should would like to defend herself against the V, as she is losing 6 to 1, :lol:

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I think I might write Jessie an email to see if should would like to defend herself against the V, as she is losing 6 to 1, :lol:

Hey Mike,

Thanks for the invite -- this discussion made me laugh and I'm happy to be a part of it. I totally understand why people are favoring the CTS-V; who could compete with 556 horsepower? ;-)

Also, I understand some of the remarks regarding high-maintenance women, but I'm not one of them. I'm down-to-earth and uncommonly cool. ;-) So don't assume the worst about us ladies, fellas; you're in the company of some real gems. :-)

Jessi

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Hey Jessi, THANK YOU for visiting, I am sure that you have helped your cause! (you compete with 556 HP quite well)

But as I mentioned, given we are Cadillac lovers, we are bias toward Cadillac, so you have an uphill battle! :lol:

Keep up the good work, thanks for stopping by, Mike and the members of Caddyinfo

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Here is Jessi's site guys

http://jessilang.com/

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I think I might write Jessie an email to see if should would like to defend herself against the V, as she is losing 6 to 1, :lol:

Hey Mike,

Thanks for the invite -- this discussion made me laugh and I'm happy to be a part of it. I totally understand why people are favoring the CTS-V; who could compete with 556 horsepower? ;-)

Also, I understand some of the remarks regarding high-maintenance women, but I'm not one of them. I'm down-to-earth and uncommonly cool. ;-) So don't assume the worst about us ladies, fellas; you're in the company of some real gems. :-)

Jessi

Yes! Please see my posts above. The women that you really do want to know are the rule; the self-described high-maintenance predatory fox is quite another breed. Jessi, please understand that you are a surrogate for such a woman in a humor context, and that no such description was inferred; I certainly didn't see one. In the video, I see an attractive outgoing, engaging person - which is great for a spokeswoman.

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I think I might write Jessie an email to see if should would like to defend herself against the V, as she is losing 6 to 1, :lol:

Hey Mike,

Thanks for the invite -- this discussion made me laugh and I'm happy to be a part of it. I totally understand why people are favoring the CTS-V; who could compete with 556 horsepower? ;-)

Also, I understand some of the remarks regarding high-maintenance women, but I'm not one of them. I'm down-to-earth and uncommonly cool. ;-) So don't assume the worst about us ladies, fellas; you're in the company of some real gems. :-)

Jessi

Yes! Please see my posts above. The women that you really do want to know are the rule; the self-described high-maintenance predatory fox is quite another breed. Jessi, please understand that you are a surrogate for such a woman in a humor context, and that no such description was inferred; I certainly didn't see one. In the video, I see an attractive outgoing, engaging person - which is great for a spokeswoman.

Amen to that! As a side note: I didn't feel attacked at all; I have a great sense of humor and I'm difficult to offend ;-) I just wanted to say something in the name of sisterhood and to remind everyone that this world is filled with some pretty awesome people :-)

Thanks very much for your supportive words and for your faith in humankind :-)

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