The Fred Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 I went out to get some beer since I drank all of big rons olde english beer, While I was out I stopped at the bank and that was depressing but I'm handsome Then I want to Arby's you have got to try their Philly beef and swiss... mmm The lady at the liquor store was nervous about taking a check, So I came back and gave her cash and got my check back, Then of all things I ran into someone I know which doesn't happen often Then I saw this one guy I play cards with he threw a cigar in the window of my car So I was thinking heck I have $10 to my name and 4 gallons of gasoline so what the heck I got some rum and coca cola to go with the cigar So now I am relaxing with a sweet full bodied cigar and a good rumdrink Now if I can get that foxy Spanish broad from the Conoco to stop by and clean my house for me the day will be even better, especially if she wears the outfit I picked out. MerryChristmas Be a Capitalist or work for one. Work for a Capitalist or be one. MerryChristmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimHare Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I got up this morning about 6:15. Made coffee. Fed the cats. Fed the dog. Made the obligatory trip to the W/C. I was gonna mow the lawn but it's raining. I went to DMV to turn in the Plates from two cars I sold. I met my neighbor there. He just passed his driver's written test. I decided to come home and crack open a Lipton's Iced Tea and a MoonPie. Life is good. "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard P. Feynman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fred Posted November 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I got up this morning about 6:15. Made coffee. Fed the cats. Fed the dog. Made the obligatory trip to the W/C. I was gonna mow the lawn but it's raining. I went to DMV to turn in the Plates from two cars I sold. I met my neighbor there. He just passed his driver's written test. I decided to come home and crack open a Lipton's Iced Tea and a MoonPie. Life is good. Good god man. 6:15? I woke up at around a 1pm, staggered off the slab, Stumbled into the kitchen to start the coffee, Started staggering again made it out to the back yard to pee, Lit a Cigarette and drank a cup of coffee and forgot my darned name MerryChristmas Be a Capitalist or work for one. Work for a Capitalist or be one. MerryChristmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickster Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Fred. Your my hero. What kind of Rum do you drink? 2001 STS Mettalic Otter Grey, Black Leather, 213,000 kilometers - miles - ? Still running strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stsjoe Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Once I went and paid a 80 dollar speeding ticket, walked out of the Courthouse and found a 100 in the gutter. Other than that a good BM means good day Sorry if you have to edit that Bruce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BodybyFisher Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Once I went and paid a 80 dollar speeding ticket, walked out of the Courthouse and found a 100 in the gutter. Other than that a good BM means good day Sorry if you have to edit that Bruce Pre-1995 - DTC codes OBD1 >> 1996 and newer - DTC codes OBD2 >> https://www.obd-codes.com/trouble_codes/gm/obd_codes.htm How to check for codes Caddyinfo How To Technical Archive >> http://www.caddyinfo.com/wordpress/cadillac-how-to-faq/ Cadillac History & Specifications Year by Year http://www.motorera.com/cadillac/index.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fred Posted November 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Fred. Your my hero. What kind of Rum do you drink? Captain Morgan.. I sure did become wasted yesterday If whats her name would have stopped by to clean I might have let her clean me Once I went and paid a 80 dollar speeding ticket, walked out of the Courthouse and found a 100 in the gutter. Other than that a good BM means good day Sorry if you have to edit that Bruce Coffee keeps me regular MerryChristmas Be a Capitalist or work for one. Work for a Capitalist or be one. MerryChristmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickster Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Fred. Your my hero. What kind of Rum do you drink? Captain Morgan.. I sure did become wasted yesterday If whats her name would have stopped by to clean I might have let her clean me Ah. The Captain. Good TV comercials. Myself, I have never tasted the Captains fruit. There is a few I enjoy. It took me a while to buy this one being 100% heteralsexaul, Mount G a y Eclipes. Made in Barbados. Makes an exellent Rum & Coke. Double of course. The other is Metuslem. I think that is how you spell it. Brewed in the Dominon Republic. They have a 10 year that is as well exellent for Rum & Coke and a 15 year that must be had straight up. I see the word checker has edited the second word in the first rum. I will try to edit. Just take out the spaces. Rick 2001 STS Mettalic Otter Grey, Black Leather, 213,000 kilometers - miles - ? Still running strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fred Posted November 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Captain Morgan it's not bad for an inexpensive (Read: Cheap) rum MerryChristmas Be a Capitalist or work for one. Work for a Capitalist or be one. MerryChristmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stsjoe Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh yea Fred, Maxwell house (or Dewie Eggbert if you want to hear your hair grow!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fred Posted November 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh yea Fred, Maxwell house (or Dewie Eggbert if you want to hear your hair grow!) Maxwell house I always hear about it since I use the name Fred Maxwell MerryChristmas Be a Capitalist or work for one. Work for a Capitalist or be one. MerryChristmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertCTS Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 I got up this morning about 6:15. Made coffee. Fed the cats. Fed the dog. Made the obligatory trip to the W/C. I was gonna mow the lawn but it's raining. I went to DMV to turn in the Plates from two cars I sold. I met my neighbor there. He just passed his driver's written test. I decided to come home and crack open a Lipton's Iced Tea and a MoonPie. Life is good. Jim, You run but you can't hide! Imagine finding you over here in this forum RobertCTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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