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"Genuine half point diamond" rings for $19.95 what a deal

Strict limit of 5 per idiot who calls in,

Don't delay now..

Darn, if they'd let me buy more than five half point diamonds I could retire...:lol:

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"Genuine half point diamond" rings for $19.95 what a deal

Strict limit of 5 per idiot who calls in,

Don't delay now..

Darn, if they'd let me buy more than five half point diamonds I could retire...:lol:

Jeeze - a point is 1/10th of a carat - so we're talking 1/20th of a carat for $20. That's $400 a carat. Still cheap. Must be not more than shiny grains of sand...

Plus 10 bucks for shipping or so? Quite a racket going on there, eh?

Trivia Buffs: The "carat" as a measure of gemological weight evolved from the use of carob beans as weights - carob beans are remarkably similar in their weight, you could collect a 100 pounds of them and the difference between the heaviest and lightest would be no more than about .0001%

"I'll take Arcane and Meaningless Knowledge for $100, Alex..."

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard P. Feynman

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"Genuine half point diamond" rings for $19.95 what a deal

Strict limit of 5 per idiot who calls in,

Don't delay now..

Darn, if they'd let me buy more than five half point diamonds I could retire...:lol:

Jeeze - a point is 1/10th of a carat - so we're talking 1/20th of a carat for $20. That's $400 a carat. Still cheap. Must be not more than shiny grains of sand...

Plus 10 bucks for shipping or so? Quite a racket going on there, eh?

Trivia Buffs: The "carat" as a measure of gemological weight evolved from the use of carob beans as weights - carob beans are remarkably similar in their weight, you could collect a 100 pounds of them and the difference between the heaviest and lightest would be no more than about .0001%

"I'll take Arcane and Meaningless Knowledge for $100, Alex..."

There are 100 points to a carat... so we're talking 1/200th or .5/100th

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More great commercials,

Now there is an ad on there showing some kid who wants to join the service.

Well hell he looks like he'd be afraid to bring in the shopping carts if Wal-Mart hired him,

Especially after dark..

And that scares me.

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There are 100 points to a carat... so we're talking 1/200th or .5/100th

Yeah - don't know what happened to my brain on that one... my bad...but still a pretty tiny grain of sand, as you noted..

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There are 100 points to a carat... so we're talking 1/200th or .5/100th

Yeah - don't know what happened to my brain on that one... my bad...but still a pretty tiny grain of sand, as you noted..

Isn't there also a name for 1/10th of a carat?

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There are 100 points to a carat... so we're talking 1/200th or .5/100th

Yeah - don't know what happened to my brain on that one... my bad...but still a pretty tiny grain of sand, as you noted..

Isn't there also a name for 1/10th of a carat?

With round brilliant cut diamonds, 1/10 carat (weight in fractions) = .10 carats = 10 points (weight pts (diameter)) = .02 grams (weight in grams) = 20 milligrams (weight in grams) = 3.00mm (size-diameter)

I think a diamond smaller than 10 points is called a "measly".

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There are 100 points to a carat... so we're talking 1/200th or .5/100th

Yeah - don't know what happened to my brain on that one... my bad...but still a pretty tiny grain of sand, as you noted..

Isn't there also a name for 1/10th of a carat?

With round brilliant cut diamonds, 1/10 carat (weight in fractions) = .10 carats = 10 points (weight pts (diameter)) = .02 grams (weight in grams) = 20 milligrams (weight in grams) = 3.00mm (size-diameter)

I think a diamond smaller than 10 points are called a "measly".

Right yes,

I am aware of that but

I was wondering if there's an industry slang type word for 1/10th carat

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More great commercials,

Now there is an ad on there showing some kid who wants to join the service.

Well hell he looks like he'd be afraid to bring in the shopping carts if Wal-Mart hired him,

Especially after dark..

And that scares me.

I doubt that kid is really going in the service, he's probably just an actor.

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More great commercials,

Now there is an ad on there showing some kid who wants to join the service.

Well hell he looks like he'd be afraid to bring in the shopping carts if Wal-Mart hired him,

Especially after dark..

And that scares me.

I doubt that kid is really going in the service, he's probably just an actor.

Agreed..

I take issue with the kids like him who see that and think OH BOY WALLEY LET'S JOIN

I don't know whether to :lol: or :unsure:

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