I'm pasting these from my other blog.... they're a little old, but while it's sooo f-ing nice outside, I thought you might want a laugh....

Return of the Native
Hey, what's up?!?!?!

Well, I'm back in Wisconsin... yeah. I'm so thrilled... Whew. At those "welcome centers" at the state line, they oughta pass out Prozac and a little Oxy for people...

Had a great trip.



Here I am with the fellas in Florida....



Here's my Driver, getting ready to take me golfing....



Your intrepid author and a small doggie, on the second tee at Seminole Lakes...



The Epic 3rd Tee... Carry that water, and then dogleg right. If you really are in control, you can blow your tee shot over those trees on the right, and be in great shape... That used to be impossible, but Hurricane Charley knocked down some of the big trees there, so now, that's really the play...


The Frankster, while he's an excellent cart driver, is really a professional R/C Pilot... a small part of Frank's Flying Circus, his little air force... That little purple and white plane is a modern electric airplane, and it really flies. Electrics used to be a joke, but no more. That thing is for real, it is legitimate, it is awesome. Has big power, and is very airworthy....


I guess we gotta go home.... Seriously, these people in Northern Florida / Southern Georgia are not wasting any time on the highway... I was still getting passed... And, to those of you in law enforcement, I coulda photoshopped that, okay, so take it easy.... (I didn't, but I could have...)


A little gas stop just outside Atlanta... The GMC Envoy SLT, for those who want more Bacon Cheeseburgers... or something like that. Someone help me out on the slogan...


Yep, I'm home.... And it's cold, and snowy, but The Doc did make me chocolate chip cookies, which is never a bad thing, either....

All in all, a great trip. Besides the golfing, and the flying, and the hanging around Harpoon Harry's, and the Naples Poker Room, and the fine cigars, it really was kind of a drag...

(Yeah, right...)

Anyway, it's also my birthday, and I've already received a great number of Happy Birthday greetings, so thanks very much for that, I appreciate it.