Marika Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/67310530.html http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/por/80077215.html Reading these posts will make your eyes water... If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STSJohn Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Then about 48 hours later, Im laying in bed, about ready to ###### my girlfriend when I hear BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-owwww. BZZZZ-owww. over and over in the neighbors garage. Lmao!... 2004 Cadillac CTS 3.6L VVT Light platinum 39K miles ~Vogue VTXi Package - Corsa Exhaust - K & N Cold air intake - Blacked out tints 2004 Cadillac Escalade 6.0L all-whell drive Pewter 42k miles ~22" Tis 07 Rims - E&G Chrome Vertyical billet Grill - Limo tints - Tv's in the Visor and headrests 1990 Mustang GT Painted Cadillac Diamond White - 604 Rwhp Family Cars: 2004 Cadillac XLR (Mom) 2005 Cadillac STS V8(Dad) 2000 Eldorado ETC (Brother) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marika Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Then about 48 hours later, Im laying in bed, about ready to ###### my girlfriend when I hear BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-owwww. BZZZZ-owww. over and over in the neighbors garage. Lmao!... I laughed so hard reading both of those posts I cried my eyes out.... If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 This guy is histerical! "One is a New acura in the pre-clown car stages of molestation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regis Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Uuuuuugh! That was some funny stuff! "Burns" rubber " I've never considered myself to be all that conservative, but it seems the more liberal some people get the more conservative I become. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OynxSTS Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Holy cow... The first link almost had my changing my shorts... To add to my enjoyment.. At this very SECOND one of my neighbors is cutting down a tree with his chainsaw and I too am restoring an Oldsmobile in my garage… And yes my other neighbor drives a bright yellow Tiburon… (also partly molested !) When I had the 442 out one weekend he walked over and in an attempt to impress his buddy he asked me how many liters there were in 442 inches. I smiled and said at least 7… They smiled and said "Cool Old School BIG dawg" The rest of what they said was incomprehensible... Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac, I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back ZZTOP, I'm Bad I'm Nationwide Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marika Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Holy cow... The first link almost had my changing my shorts... To add to my enjoyment.. At this very SECOND one of my neighbors is cutting down a tree with his chainsaw and I too am restoring an Oldsmobile in my garage… And yes my other neighbor drives a bright yellow Tiburon… (also partly molested !) When I had the 442 out one weekend he walked over and in an attempt to impress his buddy he asked me how many liters there were in 442 inches. I smiled and said at least 7… They smiled and said "Cool Old School BIG dawg" The rest of what they said was incomprehensible... 7.36666666666666666667 to be exact. If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
96DeVille Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 YES YES YES. Finally others realize this epidemic of idiots trying to soop up these economic Japanese cars, and even cavaliers. I just sold my 1986 S10 with a 355 Chevy and it was fun to leave em' behind. Every day I would get at least one race. I hate those darn Japanese burners. Even my Caddy can take on these punks. Its AMERICAN MUSCLE with a Chevy all the way for me till the day I die... ADT Security Services, Inc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenJ Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 7.36666666666666666667 to be exact. Well, not QUITE exact, but as a twenty decimal point approximation it'll do. Regards, Warren There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved. - Ludwig von Mises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenJ Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Marika, You were right! It quite literally brought tears to my eyes. Regards, Warren There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved. - Ludwig von Mises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Fenwick Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 I couldn't get past the language in the first one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenJ Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 I couldn't get past the language in the first one! You needs to be mo' urban bro' Regards, Warren There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved. - Ludwig von Mises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadian95sts Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 But this thing looks like it was dropped off at the special education shop class and built by retards, and it s not even quick. Way to go, badass! I'm proud of you! Why don't we get together and beat up some kids later. I'll let you sucker punch a baby. It will be hard core. I'm still laughing, it's funny but true, i think i have a few of those cars in my neck of the woods. Matt A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "darn...that was fun!" www.madd.ca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjayzway Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 This had to be the best laugh I have had in a long time! Big Jay Life is too short to grow up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marika Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 7.36666666666666666667 to be exact. Well, not QUITE exact, but as a twenty decimal point approximation it'll do. Regards, Warren If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stsjoe Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Thanks Marika, I needed that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob D Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Have mercy... '93 STS.. opened, dropped, wide...fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OynxSTS Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 A suggested sticker for that car: Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac, I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back ZZTOP, I'm Bad I'm Nationwide Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 How about this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gygmy Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Man, what a hoot! Keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob D Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 I burned a couple copies, entitled them "Ode Skoo" and left them around here at work...you can hear guys laughing all over the building.. '93 STS.. opened, dropped, wide...fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 "Ode Skoo" Very Funny! I think we were lucky as kids being able to work and play with serious engines and serious power.... My Dad used to refer to Japanese burners as vacuum cleaners... I can remember like it was yesterday, him saying, Look at that Vacuum Cleaner! We were lucky, us Ole Skewl types... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OynxSTS Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 My Dad used to refer to Japanese burners as vacuum cleaners... I can remember like it was yesterday, him saying, Look at that Vacuum Cleaner! LOL My dad called them sewing machines! He'd say listen to that it sounds like mom's Singer! Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac, I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back ZZTOP, I'm Bad I'm Nationwide Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marika Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 "Ode Skoo" Very Funny! I think we were lucky as kids being able to work and play with serious engines and serious power.... My Dad used to refer to Japanese burners as vacuum cleaners... I can remember like it was yesterday, him saying, Look at that Vacuum Cleaner! That's so funny because when I was a kid and my father was working on his Cadillac one day (1969 Coupe DeVille), he looked up from under the hood and down the street with the most confused look on his face. Then, some sort of little piece of junk flew buzzing by and my father looks at me with a straight face and says, "I thought for a second that was your mother coming down the street on the vaccum cleaner". If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob D Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Son #3 Ryan is 21, and deffinatley "old school". He makes SURE everyone knows it too. His cars of choice right now are a '56 Fairlane 292 coupe (that he restored),and a '54 Ford F-100 pickup thats he's restoring and hot rodding. This 'kid' looks like he's from 1957... '93 STS.. opened, dropped, wide...fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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