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This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my

left and there was a

woman in a brand new Cadillac

doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her

rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver,

which knocked the donut

out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against

the steering wheel,

it knocked my cell phone

away from my ear

and into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed, and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the darn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an

important call.

darn women drivers! :lol:

If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans.

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