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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their small town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in that morning,with the older boy to go in that afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the young boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where GOD is son"?

The boys mouth dropped open but he made no response,sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hung open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner voice, "WHERE IS GOD"?!

Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more, shook his finger in the boys face an bellowed,"WHERE IS GOD?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home, dove in his closet and slammed the door behind him.

When his older brother found him hiding in the closet, he asked "What happened?"

The little brother gasping for breath, replied.. "We are in "BIG" trouble this time!!"...."GOD is missing, an they think WE did it!!!"

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