Texas Jim Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal. . . The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it. Please enjoy the security and service we provide for you. Best regards, Your friendly Marine Sniper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Olsson Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Hilarious! I nearly fell of my chair reading it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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