Marika Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." I got one too... see?" the Texan says. Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. Why, actually, yes, I do." I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?" Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!" If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 HAHAHA Good One! Marika, Hey how did your monitor repair go? Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marika Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 HAHAHA Good One! Marika, Hey how did your monitor repair go? Mike I'm still waiting for the cable to arrive from ViewSonic. The monitor is still unplugged and sitting on the floor. I'm sure it will be OK once I open it up and get to work on it. I'll keep you posted. If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an01sts Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 Why did Yugos come with a heated backglass as standard equipment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an01sts Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 To keep your hands warm in the winter while you are pusing the car home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marika Posted October 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 To keep your hands warm in the winter while you are pusing the car home. If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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