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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the

small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the

driveway. Fortunately, not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so

please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The

garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt

when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you

will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my

sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the

small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the

driveway. Fortunately, not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so

please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The

garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt

when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you

will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my

sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Ohhhhhhhhhh!!! ROFLMAO!! :lol:

If you really want to make people safe drivers again then simply remove all the safety features from cars. No more seat belts, ABS brakes, traction control, air bags or stability control. No more anything. You'll see how quickly people will slow down and once again learn to drive like "normal" humans.

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This one is great..

Looking at the way the car is parked... you would suspect his girlfriend called his wife for real!

If you are in complete control..... you are not going fast enough....

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