Hazards on the roadways this evening

[The Fred]

Well I went out this evening to get a can of Coca Cola and Mountain Dew

And to visit my little Sister and Jumbo

So of course I end up behind some nudnick in an Alero, grey yet, driving 21mph

Every time he gets to a stop sign he's stopping for too long... 10+- seconds

Then finally he stops at a stop sign the third one and he just sits there..

20 seconds and I start thinking oh lord here we go, now what

So I put the shifter in reverse and pick up my gun I didn't show it just had it ready

Then the guy FINALLY goes on and I turned

THEN,

I almost had a runin with the local police.. I was driving along,

Being careful driving 30mph,

And an officer in front of me pulls over,

I am thinking oh boy now what

But he just stayed there