The Fred Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Well as exciting as my life is, you know that this evening I could be found down at the local bingo hall with my grandparents. I know the odds are ridiculous but I like to spend time with my grandparents, you see, and I am boring When I was walking to my car after the game I heard BLAM BOOM AND BLAM and turned to see cars moving and hitting eachother. Then I see some fool driving off in a mangled Buick. So I run to my car and get my gun out the trunk and take off after the buick and I only had to chase it about six blocks before the Police took over and stopped him Sadly, It was an older gentleman from the bingo game- I think he must have had an attack or some kind of thing like that As the police were approaching him I told them that he was an older gentleman and that I thought he had suffered a diabetic episode (so they would not shoot him accidentally) You should have seen all of the smoke and squeeling coming from my tires when I took off after the hit and run driver car MerryChristmas Be a Capitalist or work for one. Work for a Capitalist or be one. MerryChristmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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